Home
Anything Jesus Can do, I can do better [entries|friends|calendar]
Liars go to hell and get there limbs cut off

[ userinfo | livejournal userinfo ]
[ calendar | livejournal calendar ]

[07 Jan 2007|10:39pm]
well livejournal has gone down the tubes huh!?
1 retards>

[15 Aug 2006|01:13am]
Elizabeth Zura Voice must be implyed here " guys im supressed"
aaaaaaaaahahah i think only molly would get that ooooooooh life.
i jstu got back fm maine
1 retards>

[26 Jun 2006|10:30am]
my birthday is on wensday, dont you forget that!
2 retards>

[22 Jun 2006|09:02am]
Happy Birthday Ashlee!
4 retards>

[08 Mar 2006|08:12pm]


Tranzliate this Shiznit ta Jive!

Cliznick tha Spinn'n Rim Beotch!

www.myYearbizzle-- Created by 2 high schoo` students ta kiznick myspace's ass

1 retards>

[22 Feb 2006|09:35pm]
[ music | in da club ]

"Because of physiological changes in certain hormone producing metabolic pathways during aerobic and anerobic exercise, swimmers are the most sexually active athletes."




anyways today at work i was ready to kill myself ( i was working with maria okay?!) and when shawn walks in i was so happy i almost started crying so we talked about friday and me and shawn and ashlee and possibly jessi if she wants to come are going on an adventure to where? me and shawn thought of a good one....free skate at the rink in greenfeild to spy on my brother and his date :) yessssssss shes a whore and i hate her. then shawn told me how his whole dad side of the family is coming up tommorow and he hates all of them and he looked like so seriously like he really does hate his half sister so much, i feel bad. then so we were sitting there making fun of his family when what happens smoke comes pouring outta the toaster oven and my good friend maria comes rushing out like screaming and we were like wth and theres smoke every where and so we ask why is there so much smoke to her....and she put paper in the oven that is HIGHLY flameable....and i hate her shes so stupid.

5 retards>

[16 Feb 2006|09:33pm]
http://www.quietstormshop.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Product_Code=b01ccnavy&Category_Code=single_ribbon_belts&Product_Count=1


be my best friend and get me that belt

http://www.quietstormshop.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Product_Code=v05multi&Category_Code=vineyard_vine_belts&Product_Count=7

and if u get me that belt i will marry u

http://www.quietstormshop.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Product_Code=k01ccred&Category_Code=keyrings&Product_Count=2
or that  key ring

http://www.vineyardvines.com/index.cfm/fuseaction/products.detail/categoryID/db9671d9-1820-4fe6-8ec4-da5e1d203ece/productID/a20e7b8a-5805-4f6b-9dca-3a693973a4e1/
or these flip flop0s ( size 10)


http://www.vineyardvines.com/index.cfm/fuseaction/products.detail/categoryID/902345b0-f16c-46f2-a056-6dec9dbc3e15/productID/e2eba304-d008-451b-9d5a-e53267c09b89/

or that belt



the belt size will be a large....better big than small i guess!
retards>

[16 Jan 2006|01:56pm]

this is a huge fucking thing on why i hate people. )

6 retards>

these are fun! [17 Dec 2005|09:56pm]
Please answer the following questions. And be honest.

WHAT WOULD YOU DO
IF:
» I committed suicide:
» I said I liked you:
» I kissed you:
» I
lived next door to you:
» I started smoking:
» I stole something:
» I
was hospitalized:
» I ran away from home:
» I got into a fight and you
weren't there:

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY:

» Personality:
»
Eyes:
» Face:
» Hair:
» Clothes:
» Mannerisms:
»
Family:


[1] Who are you?
[2] Are we friends?
[3] When and how
did we meet?
[4] How have I affected you?
[5] What do you think of
me?
[6] What's the fondest memory you have of me?
[7] How long do you
think we will be friends or enemies?
[8] Do you love me?
[9] Have I ever
hurt you?
[10] Would you hug me?
[11] Would you kiss me?
[12] Would you
adore me?
[13] Are we close?
[14] Emotionally, what stands out?
[15] Do
you wish I was cooler?
[16] On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I?
[17] Give
me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
[18] Am I loveable?
[19] How
long have you known me?
[20] Describe me in one word.
[21] What was your
first impression?
[22] Do you still think that way about me now?
[23] What
do you think my weakness is?
[24] Do you think I'll get married?
[25] What
about me makes you happy?
[26] What about me makes you sad?
[27] What
reminds you of me?
[28] What's something you would change about me?
[29]
How well do you know me?
[30] Ever wanted to tell me something but
couldn't?
[31] Do you think I would kill someone?
[32] Are you going to
put this on your journal and see what I say about you
3 retards>

[06 Nov 2005|11:23am]



*Everyones off i just wanna get an idea who actully reads this so comment to be added back.
30 retards>

[03 Nov 2005|10:18pm]
(X) ever smoked marijuana
(X) smoked a cigarette
(one drag...nasty) smoked a cigar
(x) madeout with a member of the same sex
() crashed a friend's car
( ) stolen a car
() been in love
(x) been dumped
(x) shoplifted
( ) been fired
(x) been in a fist fight
(x) snuck out of my parent's house
(x) had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
(almost...) been arrested
() made out with a stranger
(x ) gone on a blind date
(x) lied to a friend
(x) had a crush on a teacher ( who hasn't?)
( ) been to Europe
(x) skipped school
( ) slept with a co-worker
(iv seen MANY dead ppl) seen someone die
(x) had a crush on one of your myspace friends
() been to Canada (you know it)
( ) been to Mexico
(x) been on a plane
( ) thrown up in a bar
(x ) purposely set a part of myself on fire
(X) eaten sushi
(x) been snowboarding
(x) met someone in person from myspace
( ) been moshing at a concert
() been in an abusive relationship
(x) taken painkillers
(x) love someone or miss someone right now
(x) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
(x) made a snow angel
(x) had a tea party
() flown a kite
(x) built a sand castle
(x) gone puddle jumping
(x) played dress up
(x) jumped into a pile of leaves
(x) gone sledding
(x) cheated while playing a game
(x) been lonely
(x) fallen asleep at work/school
( ) used a fake id
(x) watched the sun set
(x) felt an earthquake
(x) touched a snake
(x) slept beneath the stars
(x) been tickled
(my house? sorta) been robbed
(x) been misunderstood
(x) petted a reindeer/goat
(x) won a contest
(x) run a red light
(xxxxxx) been suspended from school
(x) been in a car accident
(x) had braces
(x) felt like an outcast
() eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) had deja vu
( x) danced in the moonlight
(x) hated the way you look
(x) witnessed a crime
() pole danced
() questioned your heart
( ) been obsessed with post-it notes
(x) squished barefoot through the mud
(x) been lost
() been to the opposite side of the country
(x) swam in the ocean
(x) felt like dying
(x) cried yourself to sleep
(x) played cops and robbers
(x) recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers
(x) sung karaoke
(x) paid for a meal with only coins
(x) done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(x) made prank phone calls
(x) laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
(x) caught a snowflake on your tongue
() danced in the rain
(x) written a letter to Santa Claus
(x) been kissed under a mistletoe
(x) watched the sun rise with someone you care about
(x) blown bubbles
(x) made a bonfire on the beach
( ) crashed a party
(x) gone rollerskating
(x) had a wish come true
( ) humped a monkey
() worn pearls
(x) jumped off a bridge
(x) screamed penis in class (hahahaha who hasnt?)
( ) ate dog/cat food
(x) told a complete stranger you loved them (i used that word way too much)
() kissed a mirror
(x) sang in the shower
() have a little black dress
() had a dream that you married someone
(x) glued your hand to something
( well a shovel...) got your tongue stuck to a flag pole
(x) kissed a fish
(x) worn the opposite sex's clothes
(x...got kicked off tho) been a cheerleader
(x) sat on a roof top
(x) screamed at the top of your lungs
(x) done a one-handed cartwheel
(x) talked on the phone for more than 6 hours
(x) stayed up all night
(x THATS RIGHT ) didn’t take a shower for a week
(x) pick and ate an apple right off the tree
(x) climbed a tree
(x) had a tree house
() are scared to watch scary movies
(x) believe in ghosts
() have more than 30 pairs of shoes
( ) worn a really ugly outfit to school just to see what others say
(x) gone streaking
(x) played ding-dong-ditch
(x) played chicken
(xxxxx) pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(x) been told you're hot by a complete stranger
(x) broken a bone
(x) been easily amused
( ) caught a fish then ate it
() made porn
(x) caught a butterfly
(x) laughed so hard you cried
(x) cried so hard you laughed
(x) mooned/flashed someone
(xxx to many times...) had someone moon/flash you
(x) cheated on a test
(x) have a Britney Spears CD
(x) forgotten someone’s name
(x) slept naked
() French braided someone’s hair
(x) gone skinny dipping in a pool
(x) been threatened to be kicked out of your house
(x) been kicked out of your house
2 retards>

[02 Nov 2005|11:51am]
really this is out of control how about in woodhsop i do nothing except sit on my ass, i didnt think it was leggal to be this bored honestly. School next semester will be horrible ill have work and school and swimming and friends! but i have all that this semester but no homework at all cause i do it all in woodshop. so if anyone wants to be emencely bored, i suggest taking woodshop all i do is go to the lms then another lunch and sit with different ppl or talk to shawn and JJ and augh school is boring!
8 retards>

[01 Nov 2005|10:35am]
Happy Day Im off Probation today. Happy Day! Rachel Koh made me a Happy Getting Off Probation Card! I LOVE it! soooo much im gonna put it in my locker right now... or before lunch. So im totally off probation. Sam came and viseted me at work last nite:-D
14 retards>

My Strange Habits/facts (tagged by molly and ana) [31 Oct 2005|09:57pm]
1.) When i get nurvous or scared or sad, i pinch myself
2.) I hate clothing id rather be in underwear and a teeshirt but thats unexcatable.
3.) My period comes 3-4 times a year and when it does come i love it cause i can be a bitch and have a reason for it.
4.) To make big disions, i have usually two choices and i decided it by flipping coins
5.) being on probation was awesome
6.) i have alot of 'best friends' but i only trust four of them


I tag:
Sonya
Nick
Amanda
Sam
and Steph
2 retards>

[31 Oct 2005|02:52pm]
happy halloween...i hope i get fired.
retards>

[08 Oct 2005|03:09pm]
http://www.cozyboots.com/ugg-boot.shtml?group=16


i never liked shoes so much in my whole life.... and i dont like shoes alot
7 retards>

[27 Sep 2005|03:46pm]

random pictures found in the digtal camra which i didnt kno what to do with )

5 retards>

[30 Aug 2005|12:56pm]
[ mood | happy ]

                                     MOLLY IS HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yayayayayayyayaayyayayyayay! molls balls is home wooooo i love you molly!!!!!!!!!!

 

school on thursday tommorows the last day of vaction! nothing to do and im gonna light off teh rest of my fire work collection so if anyone wants to come over for that u probably can. and ummm  thats it!

4 retards>

[27 Aug 2005|03:34pm]


You Know You're Addicted to LiveJournal When...


If you can't access the site, you have a minor freak out - and a major case of hitting reload.

You found yourself composing journal entries during dates, movies, even sex!

When you're out, you suddenly think of a witty reply to a comment somebody made to you... several days ago.

You actually call it LJ and not Livejournal. Check.

You've downloaded some sort of LJ program which has only the purpose of making entries easier to write without going on the site manually.

You consider it a great offense if someone deletes you off their friend's list.

The first thing you do every day when you go online is check your friends journals - even before checking your email.

You actually paid money for a few extra pictures with a full account when you could actually just alternate pics when you want to for your screen icons.

When your friends ask what's new, you get mad at them because you already wrote it in your LJ and they didn't check it yet.

You have put more time into LJ than all your assignments for the semester.

You have more friends on LJ than in real life.

You've met at laest 50% of your LJ friends.

You can't seem to call your friends by their real names - only LJ names will do.

You've fallen in love with someone you met on LJ.

You have posted about a party or get together on your LJ... and random strangers showed up.

You are guilty of traveling more than an hour to meet someone with LiveJournal. (Extra points for traveling five hours or more)

You've written a protected entry about one of your LiveJournal friends. (Extra points if they eventually found out about it)

You have written posts to notify people you're going to sleep.

You talk about your LJ friends to your real life friends all the time... like they're a part of your group.

You've created a LJ community, and people actually post in it.

You've been recognized in real live by a fellow LJ'er.

You have friended someone because of their LiveJournal icon.

You have "pity friends" on your list, who you would defriend if you could.

You've pimped one of your friends on journal, trying to get people to friend him / her.

Instead of doing research, you post difficult questions on your LiveJournal.

Your pets all have their own LiveJournals.

You know, right now, how many people have friended you (without peeking).

You've stopped being friends with someone in real life because of something they've said on LJ.

You're guilty of posting sexy or nude pictures to get more people to friend you.

You have consoled yourself after a horrible day thinking "At least this will make a great LJ post"

You're jealous of people who have more friends and / or comments than you.

You have written a really great, solid post - only to be disappointed by the lack of good comments.

You're guilty of commenting excessively to get more traffic to your journal.

You've deleted a post a few minutes (or hours) after you've written it, because it seemed lame in retro spect.

You give shout outs to all your LJ friends on their birthdays.

You have an additional, secret journal that hardly anyone knows about.

You've broken up with someone - or ended a friendship - soley via LiveJournal.

You have gotten mean anonymous comments (bonus points for figuring out who it was via their IP)

You've been reported (or reported someone) to LJ Abuse.

You've been featured on LJ Drama.

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are LJ addicts.





Get Your Own Addicted Meme Here



More cool things for your blog at
Blogthings
4 retards>

[24 Aug 2005|04:31pm]
[ mood | contemplative ]

Twiggy is a force of GOD )

8 retards>

navigation
[ viewing | most recent entries ]
[ go | earlier ]

Advertisement